For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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