i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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