i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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