They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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