something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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