Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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