STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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