I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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