I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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