The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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