I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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