i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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