im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
