She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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