Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
