i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i will never coherently bang her
do herpes really smell.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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