Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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