So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
