Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Randomize
