Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just high enough for therapy.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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