She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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