I'm going to jail i love you
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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