No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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