Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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