A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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