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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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