That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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