How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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