I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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