she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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