Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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