Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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