If that was your dad, he is hot
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
only if we run a train.
done.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
A bitchslap is in order.
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