Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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