Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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