The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I need a beard to bite.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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