ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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