When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Randomize
