Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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