Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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