You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I need water and some morals
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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