summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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