Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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