There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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