The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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