im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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