i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
