Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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