One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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