I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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