what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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