so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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