Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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