walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
they're like a gay fantastic four
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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